I e been clean for 4 month and I hit a joint once on a Friday and then I took another hit on Sunday how long do you think it will stay in my system I’m 297 5’6 and I’m not very active
90lb girl: Hey everybody I got court to try to get my record sealed. I have to take a drug test guess how I did it watch my YouTube video Court: is this you in the video? 90lb girl: yes Court: ya you record will remain open forever
Detox drinks definitely work if you follow the directions im still at the company 3 years later that drugged tested me and recommended the same drink to other who was on probation and passed
https://m.imgur.com/a/GmuD4 This is a link to a fool proof guide on how to detox. If you don't trust the link go to reddit r/trees > menu > FAQ scrolls down to: urine test. Basically what she said, but the link is a more detailed guide. Vitamin B2, creatine and sugar for the detox drink and a list of what to do/not do before your drug test.
2 things I know that work from years of experience are #1 STAT FLUSH and #2 synthetic urine. I would carry both at all times in case the situation changed but really STAT FLUSH works the same way "certo" does with the gelatin except it adds the vitamins and creatine to help avoid a "diluted" sample. Ive passed over 30 USCG DOT urinalysis exams with these and I dont care who you are – something will go wrong eventually so put your money on your backups and practice/test everything at home prior to. One of the most common ingredients in most of these marijuana detox pills OR stat flush etc is Milk Thistle and Dandelion Root. Above all in theory if you had 1% body fat or 2-3% in my case- you have a huge advantage in this area so if you were looking for an excuse to be in shape for the rest of your life- here you go.
So when it took you 50 days to test negative was that also with detoxing and exercise or just stopping the smoking ? I am your size and need to pass my drug test for school in the next week. But just stopped smoking 3 weeks ago.
I just drank green tea and cut the bag and put it in there im so paranoid rn idk if ill pass i havent smoked in 5 days but im still scared i also drank last night and my test is tomorrow someone tell me im good
How are you going to sweat in a swimming pool? This sounds like a sure fire way to fail your test, especially if you have a pre-employment test. You're probably better off substituting your urine with someone else's or using synthetic urine.
All the fat dudes who smoke everyday are fucked I’ve had thc in my system for 3 months done everything I can do still bout to fail my first probation drugtest
I e been clean for 4 month and I hit a joint once on a Friday and then I took another hit on Sunday how long do you think it will stay in my system I’m 297 5’6 and I’m not very active
90lb girl: Hey everybody I got court to try to get my record sealed. I have to take a drug test guess how I did it watch my YouTube video
Court: is this you in the video?
90lb girl: yes
Court: ya you record will remain open forever
Detox drinks definitely work if you follow the directions im still at the company 3 years later that drugged tested me and recommended the same drink to other who was on probation and passed
damn i'd love to smoke with that girl
I want to become a Sheriff Deputy and i think ill just quit
50 days do you not drink a lot of water or something? that’s crazy….
https://m.imgur.com/a/GmuD4
This is a link to a fool proof guide on how to detox. If you don't trust the link go to reddit r/trees > menu > FAQ scrolls down to: urine test.
Basically what she said, but the link is a more detailed guide. Vitamin B2, creatine and sugar for the detox drink and a list of what to do/not do before your drug test.
-All the best!
ANYONE know how to get clean in less than a week
The court seeing this like 😳
Hopefully the prosecutor isn’t watching this
Next time maybe not snitch yourself out and talk about being on probation 😂
Thank you gorgeous 😘♥️
Even if the rescue 5 day detox doenst quite get it all out of your system, will it speed up the process afterwards?
I got a drug test in 2 days and I smoked so much the past week I have to be fucked
The item must be excellent🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Been smoking for 7 months on and off, just stopped today and might have a drug test in a couple of weeks. Hopefully I’m not fucked
I think a fail my DT my employer never called me back 😂
I quit about 25 days ago i loose 10 pouds ,,, and i loose my libido 😑🤨😏😶
We all know that not smoking weed is a way we wanna know how to get it out when smoke it dumb ass
Bitch you talk too much
Well that’s escalated quickly, clean your system, probation, court…
Is this vid leagal
Do you think the Certo works??
Ultra eleminex works!!!
Does fake urine work or is it not worth it?
FYI 2 blunts in a week leave my system in 7 days
she just told on herself .LOL……cute
I smoke 2 days before my drug test nd I drink so much water I passed it btw Drink water
She’s beautiful 😍
damn i’m 230 pounds but active i have a test in 3 weeks 🥴 quit smoking the past 3 days. any recommendations
Jessica we should be a couple, you are my dream girl
JessicawithJointsneedsomeaustrailiangold
I took a laxative lol n midol n tynol has work for me
Is that true about nicotine? I’ve never heard that before! Please someone let me know
Fuck the nicotine part
What sucks for me if I have random UAs
Can we please smoke together when I get done taking my drug test? Haha 😂
She kinda bad tho 🤷♂️
2 things I know that work from years of experience are #1 STAT FLUSH and #2 synthetic urine. I would carry both at all times in case the situation changed but really STAT FLUSH works the same way "certo" does with the gelatin except it adds the vitamins and creatine to help avoid a "diluted" sample. Ive passed over 30 USCG DOT urinalysis exams with these and I dont care who you are – something will go wrong eventually so put your money on your backups and practice/test everything at home prior to. One of the most common ingredients in most of these marijuana detox pills OR stat flush etc is Milk Thistle and Dandelion Root. Above all in theory if you had 1% body fat or 2-3% in my case- you have a huge advantage in this area so if you were looking for an excuse to be in shape for the rest of your life- here you go.
Yellow pee mean you need to drink more water darling
May i get help with advice for detoxing
So when it took you 50 days to test negative was that also with detoxing and exercise or just stopping the smoking ? I am your size and need to pass my drug test for school in the next week. But just stopped smoking 3 weeks ago.
probation gay asf
I just drank green tea and cut the bag and put it in there im so paranoid rn idk if ill pass i havent smoked in 5 days but im still scared i also drank last night and my test is tomorrow someone tell me im good
How are you going to sweat in a swimming pool? This sounds like a sure fire way to fail your test, especially if you have a pre-employment test. You're probably better off substituting your urine with someone else's or using synthetic urine.
Legalize it doh criticize it 🙂
Damn she cute 🙎🏽♂️
All the fat dudes who smoke everyday are fucked I’ve had thc in my system for 3 months done everything I can do still bout to fail my first probation drugtest
Thanks man ❤️
I'm just gettin fake piss.